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Does Despatie WIN bronze or does he LOSE silver and gold? From his own body-language, I thinking its the former not the latter.

Is Downward TiCat an actual yoga position? John Bowman promises to make it so! The friendliest d-end this side of Anwar Stewart admits yoga classes at the MAAA have helped his balance this season. He and Stewie insist they weren't just in it for the view.

Earl Jones got you down? Sergei Federov claims he's been conned out of $43-million. AND he couldn't keep it together with Anna Kournikova? That's enough heartbreak for any man.

If the Als can't go 18-0 can they go 17-1? That would be a CFL record but I don't think so. Somewhere between the franchise-best 14 wins and the Flutie-era 15-3's racked up by the likes of Toronto and Calgary.

What's funnier: the Ti-Cats' record the last 4 years or that contagious laughter of that World's Funniest Laugh guy I heard on Tommy Schnurmacher's show the other morning.

When Anthony Calvillo becomes pro football's alltime leading TD passer, will he be on the north or south side of 40? I'm betting on the southside.

Fans are asking me what I think of the skimpy new short-shorts on the Als cheerleaders. I'm looking at the game, ladies and gentlemen! I hadn't even noticed the Als have cheerleaders!

Don't you love this description of Marc Trestman's style? Iron Fist in Velvet Glove. He's running the Als with the firm hand but the soft touch.

Shouldn't Mike Weir get a Canadian discount on his scores at Glenn Abbey? Like the dollar, 100 should be 89.9.